So I got my new USA Ultimate membership card in the mail today–shoutout to Michelle! (haha)
You’ll note two things. 1 – I used my high-level MS Paint skills to spraypaint over my USAU ID # so you loyal blog-stalkers — I’m looking at you, Wix! — can’t steal my ultimate identity and go playing in USAU sanctioned tournaments all willy-nilly UNDER MY GOOD NAME. 2 – I don’t know if you knew this about me, but I’m LEVEL 17.
Wait.
What the heck does “Level 17″ mean?? There is no explanation on the back of the card, next to the card, in the envelope, or on the USAU website (that I could find, anyway).
So I’m forced to make up what it means. Obviously. I like Genny’s explanation.
Genevieve: It means you should be getting your Helm of Handling in the mail soon and with 2000 more EPs you go to level 18 and unlock the Greaves of Possession
me: oooooooooooo THE GREAVES?!?!?!?!?

I’ll look it up for you tomorrow… only if you mail me a messenger pigeon.